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If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat? While you think about how funny this would actually be, have a think about this bike. With only 72 hours on the clock, new front and rear suspension, map/traction control switch, barkbusters, ultra heavy duty tubes front and rear, new clutch kit and a mind blowing 6 months warranty. Question: How could you go past that ?. Answer: YOU CAN’T. Now stop attaching that buttered toast to your cat to see what happens and get on the phone and give us a call. I know what you are thinking, I can’t quite afford it right now? well easy solution is give us a call and we can tailor a finance package to suit your needs with competitive rates and we can also offer insurance as well.
2016 KTM 690 Enduro R. After something that has travelled less miles than Cliff Young shuffling along in a marathon? Look no further as this has travelled a meagre 847kms, no that is not a typo you read that correct. This comes with better protection than the US president, as its protected with Bash plate, Radiator guards and for those days its a bit chilly it even has heated grips. Holding the boots to the ground are a front Michelin desert racer front tyre and a Pirelli MT21 rear tyre. Helping it breathe better is a Uni filter air filter and off road dongle. Making it look cooler than Tom Cruise with aviators is a tinted screen up front as well as being backed by factory warranty until March 2018. At an insane price of $14,500 ride away this bike will not be in our showroom for long. Give one our friendly sales team a call to discuss getting your Derriere on this bike today. Finance available to approved purchases, Conditions apply.
2015 KTM 1090 Adventure. Ever been out for dinner and looked at the table accross from and then got some serious food envy and thought to yourself “Yeah I shoulda got that”. well this bike is like that food envy. It comes with a KTM metal bashplate to protect nasty things from trying to hide in your engine, crash bars for when you bike gets tires and needs a lie down because its exhausted, off road dongle and has travelled the short distance of 5682km. While you are sitting there thinking about food and what you should have for dinner, pick up the phone and give us a call to discuss getting this bike in your shed today and finance is available to approved purchasers.
Do you have that child that has just outgrown their old bike and you are not sure what to invest your hard earned money into for a new bike. Why not come in and have a look at this bay-u-de of a motorcycle. This Honda CRF150R comes with flag type handgaurds to protect their little fingers so they can keep raiding your wallet for more money, some trick looking wheels and a cool factor that will even match Matt fish’s new beard. Now don’t be scared that this bike is 2nd hand, be scared that if you don’t buy it you will lose that much loved time in the shed as they kids will be bugging you all of the time until you do buy it. Give our friendly sales team a call today to discuss this bike further.
Here is a good reason not to go to work on a Monday. Most heart attacks occur on a Monday, so maybe for health reasons skip Mondays.
Now if your boss is not real cool with that as I know mine wouldn’t be, have an optimistic view and don’t look at it as the start of the week, look at it as its just one step closer to Friday and one step closer to the weekend which in turn is where this bike comes into the mix.
Get some quality time with your young-uns on this Honda CRF100F. It comes with full wrap around handgaurds to protect their precious hands so you still get lots of cuddle time and if you buy this I am sure there will loads of cuddles and “you’re the best Parents in the world”. The bike is completely standard other than the handgaurds. Give us a call and have a chat to one of the friendly sales staff about getting this bike out of our showroom and into your shed today.
As I sit here eating cupcakes that Cathys daughter made for the RSPCA Cupcake day which I might add is more than a worthy cause, I am thinking I should be more into fitness-fit n this cupcake in my mouth that is as they are just that dam good.
Now getting side tracked as I do like a tiny baby when you rattle keys in front of it, this badboy has flex levers just incase your bike gets tired and wants to have a lay down so you don’t break your levers, KTM FMF Powerparts Expansion chamber, Talon Hubs and some other cool stuff that you can see in the pics.
Wanting to start your child on the path to being awesome? Then get them this bike and they will be the coolest kid in school and life will just be that little but more awesome for you and everyone around you.
Give our friendly sales team a call today to discuss this weapon of a bike today.
When you have one of those days at work where you have a light bulb moment and decide that you are going to enlighten the world on things they didn’t know or even just to put a smile on someone’s face so they think “hmm maybe ol mates a bit not quite right”. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand unlike what cartoons have led us to believe. Now that you have a smile on your face I will tell you about this bike. Its comes with handguards so when you are flyin through the bush you keep the skin on your hands, a KTM bashplate so when you hit the hard stuff you are protected from things braking your bike that shouldn’t, Radiator guards because we all know how sticks and rocks can just jump out of nowhere and a sweet set of RHK footpegs and an RHK Gear and Brake lever. Now after reading all of this and getting the approval from the CEO, call one of the friendly sales team and secure this bad boy in your shed today.
Here is a classic example how to escape the stresses of everyday and life and unwind on this Hog. Don’t be scared to break the mould and come in and have a look as I can almost guarantee that you will want this bike to park up in the shed and just look at it.
2008 Suzuki GSX-R 750. Been searching for a new crotch rocket but unable to find one at a decent price, then look no further. Here is a prime example of a bike ridden by an older gentleman or even novice that had wrist trouble and couldn’t twist the throttle past halfway. The bike comes with a few added bonus’s, Yoshimura slip on muffler, left and right hand side engine protectors, adjustable clutch and brake levers, rear fender eliminator. I just read somewhere that humans can’t lick their elbows…….hahahahahaha you are now trying it aren’t you.